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Facebook, you son of a Beeaarch!
So, I get a message from Facebook stating that my account is temporarily locked because of “phishing.”
Ph … ishing: the fraudulent practice of sending emails purporting to be from reputable companies in order to induce individuals to reveal personal information, such as passwords and credit card numbers.
The moment the phishing started, Facebook was quick to react. They rose to the occasion and handled the problem by … locking me out of my account.
That’s right, the motherphuckers won’t let me log onto my account.
Maybe it’s my karma – I was laughing my head off when Ashley Madison was hacked.
(What? Like you didn’t laugh?)
So, it’s been a month since the motherphuckers locked me out. Even though I pray every night to the Facebook gods to open the pearly gates of Facebook and allow me to enter, my fervent prayers are in vain – I am still locked out of Hell. Eh, Facebook.
So, if you have messaged me or commented on any of my posts in the last month, I’m not ignoring you, I just don’t have access to my account right now.
Of course, being the social creature that I am (aren’t I?), I feel terribly isolated and excluded from the social sandpit, so all I can do is sit in isolation, eat chocolate and contemplate starting my own Facebook. When I’m not writing, of course.
Talking about writing – okay, for those of you who are waiting patiently, and not so patiently for the next instalment of Scarlett’s antics, hang in there – I’m busy with it. I will be revealing the cover in a couple of days, so standby.
Eve 🙂
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7 ‘Sensitive’ Men Reveal What They’ve Done to Their Wedding Photos After Their Marriage Dissolved
7 ‘Sensitive’ Men Reveal What They’ve Done to Their Wedding Photos After Their Marriage Dissolved
Ever wondered what men do to their wedding photos once the marriage is over? I’ve interviewed 7 men regarding this question and here’s what they had to say (names have been changed to protect the guilty):
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1. John
John: “I’ve thrown all the photos in the garbage bin.”
Eve Rabi: “You mean in the recycling bin? The paper bin?”
John: Nope. “She was garbage; she didn’t deserve any form of recycling.”
Eve Rabi: “Let me guess – she cheated on you?”
John: “No, I cheated on her.”
Eve Rabi: “You cheated on her and you’re calling her garbage?”
John: “Yup. With her best friend too.”
Eve Rabi: “Christ, John, you are nuts.”
John: “That’s what everyone says.”
***
2. David
David: “I accidentally got a box of wedding pics when we split up. Six months later she wanted them. I thought sweet, she obviously wants to hang onto the memories. It not so easy to get over me, eh? But then she said, ‘I want to show my new guy how thin I was when we got married.”
Eve Rabi: “Oh, that must have been disappointing to you.”
David: “Nah. I sent them back to her.”
Eve Rabi: “That mighty big of you, David.”
David: “After I sprinkled apple juice all over her in the photos.”
Eve Rabi: “You did not!”
David: “I sure did. And it felt damn good.”
***
3. Daniel
Daniel: “Why do you want to know?”
Eve Rabi: “For my blog. I won’t mention your name.”
Daniel: “How much am I going to get paid for that kind of info?”
Eve Rabi: “Ten beer nuts.”
Daniel: “Piss off.”
***
4. Vonny
Vonny: “I have most of them with me because she moved into an apartment and had little space.”
Eve Rabi: “Oh okay.”
Vonny: “But the best ones are damaged now.”
Eve Rabi: “How?”
Vonny: “After she left, I used to look at them and cry. My tears, they ruined the best ones.”
Eve Rabi: “Poor Vonny. It’s great to find a sensitive guy.”
Vonny: “Yeah. Can I get a hug?”
Eve Rabi: “Eh…no.”
***
5. Eric
Eric: “I’ve given them up for safekeeping. Thought I’ll save them for when our kids grow up. They will want to see how their mum and dad looked in their heyday, right?”
Eve Rabi: “That’s sweet. Where are the photos?”
Eric: “At me mum’s.”
Eve Rabi: “But Eric, didn’t your mum die a couple months ago?”
Eric: “Yeah.”
Eve Rabi: “And didn’t you pay someone to dump everything in her house?”
Eric: “Oh, shit, I forgot about that. Hey, you have some memory.”
Eve Rabi: “You’re a liar Eric.”
Eric: “And? Your point is?”
***
6. Richard
Richard: “Oh, I have them all over my place.”
Eve Rabi: “That’s refreshing. Why? Your marriage is over, right?”
Richard: “Yeah, but I got hair in those pics. Not like now.”
Eve Rabi: “I see. Kind of vain, isn’t it?”
Richard: “You’re a fine one to talk considering the tonne of make-up you’re wearing.”
Eve Rabi: “Make-up? Tons? What make-up? I woke up like this.”
Richard: “Bullshit!”
Eve Rabi: “Seriously, I woke up like this.”
***
7. Chris
Chris: “My new girlfriend tore them up.”
Eve Rabi: “She did not.”
Chris: “Oh, yeah. She was so jealous. But I got back at her. I dumped her iPhone into a glass of beer.”
Eve Rabi: “You did not!”
Chris: “Then I called the cops on her.”
Eve Rabi: “You did not!”
Chris : “You say that a lot, don’t ya?”
Eve Rabi: “Say what?”
Chris: “‘You did not.’”
Eve Rabi: “Mm.”
***
And there it is folks. 7 sensitive men open their hearts out to us about their wedding photos.
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TOMS LETTERS TO ARENA – Part two from the sequel to You Will Pay.
2 Years Later
13 December
Dear Arena,
I have been really ill recently. I’ve had some severe, blinding headaches and have been subjected to a series of tests. Medical tests, that is
If I had to guess, I’d say it’s probably nothing serious. My violent headaches could be the results of the concussion I sustained during a recent fight.
During Exercise Time, two offenders, a serial murderer and an armed robber, for no reason jumped me and tried to kick the crap out of me.
Of course, I work out regularly and if you remember, I am incredibly fit, so I let loose on them.
Still, in spite of that, I received a concussion, a sprained ankle and some severe bruising on my face and chest.
In spite of them looking worse than I do, I’m feeling really low right now, and I’m thinking of Warren. It would be really great if I could see him.
I know you don’t have to, but I would appreciate if you could be kind enough to bring him to see me.
I miss him so much.
I miss you too. Two-and-half years later, and I still miss you both. In spite of everything.
Guess I’m more forgiving than I thought.
Anyway, I’m sorry for my outbursts in my previous letters.
It’s just prison; it can make a man mad. For a while, I thought I was losing my mind, but I’m okay, just a little blue.
Sincerely
Tom.
13 January
Dear Arena
Something terrible has happened. I have been diagnosed with cancer. Bowel cancer.
To say I was surprised at the diagnosis is an understatement.
After all, I took good care of myself and always watched my diet. You remember all the healthy foods and antioxidants I consumed, don’t you?
You used to prepare them just the way I liked them.
I smile when I think about those wonderful times. Those marvelous weekends when we would spend family time together.
I remember how you hated Mondays.
Do you still hate Mondays, Arena?
I think about other things too when I think about us, but they’re X-rated if you know what I mean. (Big wink. Really big.)
Anyway, I’m feeling really grim right now, pretty low actually.
I don’t fear the cancer. I don’t fear death.
I just want it to end quickly, that’s all.
But I constantly think about my son. I would really, really, really like to see him.
Is it possible for you to bring Warren to see me, please?
I would really appreciate it if you did.
Regards
Tom
13 March 2013
Dear Arena
My cancer treatment is torturous. I am weak and at times I feel like I have died and come back to life.
I have seen the Grim Reaper and he’s soulless, I can tell you that much.
In fact, he never leaves, he just hovers around me like a bat out of hell, waiting for capitulation.
I’m fighting him, refusing to surrender, because I want to see my son before I die. I want to make peace with Warren before I leave this earth.
I think I will go with a smile on my face if I see my son, if I know that my last words to him were “I love you son and I’m sorry for all I have done.”
If I don’t see my son, I feel my spirit won’t ever be at ease.
I want to make peace with you too.
There’s nothing like dying to bring on clarity. The kind of lucidness you’ve never experienced before.
Sure, I did wrong, but we all do things because of the way we’re wired. Like everyone else, I can’t help the way I am. (As Lady Gaga puts it; I was born this way.)
If we could, we would change for the better. (How do you know Warren isn’t wired like me?
Would you stand by him if he’s inherited my demons?)
You’re the type of person who likes to do the right thing so that you can sleep well at night.
Are you, Arena? Are you sleeping well knowing that:
a) I’m in prison for a crime I did not commit and you put me here.
b) I am dying of cancer. Dying, Arena, dying!
c) You are able to grant me one last wish, yet you chose not to for whatever reason(s), even though it is a deathbed wish? (Who does that?)
d) You have turned into a hardened caricature of your former, loving self, hardened heart, empty soul. Maybe even as soulless as the Grim Reaper.
e) You lie to our son that his father does not want him or that his father is not interested in him, or whatever – you just lie to your son about me?
The doctors say I have about three months to live. I really think I will go sooner.
I shall leave you on that note.
Sleep tight and don’t let the conscience bite.
Respectfully
Tom
13 April
Dear Arena,
Excuse me for having someone else write this very personal letter.
I am way too weak to write. It’s the treatment – worse than the disease, I tell you. It makes me shake, my whole body, not just my hands, so writing is difficult.
But I’m holding on for Warren. Taking comfort in the fact that I will soon see his face.
My faith in you doing the right thing and allowing me to see him, persists.
Please bring my son to visit me before I die.
Respectfully and with all my love
Tom.
PS: You do not have a hardened heart. You do not have an empty soul. You are one of the most balanced individuals I have ever come across – strong and resilient, yet, kind, compassionate and caring.
When I look at the nurses around me, I think to myself: Arena should have been a nurse. She’d be great at it.
End of Tom’s letters.
So, I’m dying to know, what would you like to see happen to Tom?
Go on now, unleash yourselves and let me have your fantasies about revenge for Tom. The more twisted, the better. After all, he did get away with killing poor baby Sasha.
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